Bloody Tampon

• 1 1/2 oz Yukon Jack
• 1 1/2 oz Tequila
• 1 1/2 oz Vodka
• 1 oz Tomato juice (V-8)*1 oz Bailey's irish cream
• 1/2 oz Lemon juice

Mix Yukon Jack, tequila, and vodka (all chilled) in a cocktail glass. Add room temperature V-8 tomato juice without mixing. Strain irish cream on top and then splash with lemon juice to curdle giving drink a cotton-like texture.

This drink is sure to give the weak PMS (Pump My Stomach) symptoms.