Brain Fart

• 1 fifth Everclear
• 1 fifth Smirnoff red label Vodka
• 2 L Mountain Dew
• 2 L Surge or sundrop*1 small bottle Lemon juice
• 1 pint Rum (Bacardi)

Mix all ingredients together. Slowly and gently. Works best if ice is added to punch bowl and soda's are very cold.