Ridgeway Insanely Bad Elf

"My goodness", muttered Claus, recalling his visit to the Institute, "the restrictive outerwear, the padded room-even padded Christmas tree ornaments. Horrifying! Yet the little chap seems happier than he's ever been" Claus took a thoughtful sip of a most warming red ale. "Perhaps sanity is over-rated…Ho,Ho,Ho!"